Help Wanted Ads!!

[Melissa]

~Tester needed at playground equipment factory- Must work the swing shift.

~Comic book artist needed to finish stories- Draw your own conclusions.

~Live-in custodian needed to sweep up dusty mansion- Broom and board included.

~Jellymakers needed to form band-Opportunity for a jam session!

~Top executive needed to take charge of mousetrap company-Must be able to make snap decisions.

~Mail Sorters wanted- Must be letter perfect.

~Camera salesman- Picture yourself working for us!

~Fast food restaurant needs a chicken cook - We offer a frequent fryer bonus.

~Diner needs waitress for busy lunch hour rush- Applicant must be counterproductive.

~Secretary needed to work in lamp factory. Requires some light typing.

~Success oriented cement truck drivers needed- concrete plans for the future!

~Perfume factory works wanted- It's a job that makes scents!


Because humor is uplifting!